"Just took some pick n mix without paying," Nathan answers. "Dunno what the point of those things even are. Just a little cesspool of disease, aren't they, everyone stickin' their hands in all the time. And at the bowling alley, no less! Anyway, the manager got all pissy with me and then I made fun of his name a little bit."

He pauses, then adds, "And I might've resisted arrest. I tried to climb up where the pins come down from."