"I dunno, it's pretty funny," Nathan answers. "Imagine me, tall, beautiful, practically a professional bowler, sliding down the end of the lane, climbing up under where the pins drop down, all the while dodging coppers. It was both a thing of beauty and a comedy of errors."

Then he makes a face. "They got me in the end and I got stuck doing community payback. And then I got hit by lightning. Doesn't seem fair, does it?"